there's a guy in a "Shit Happens" t-shirt, crying all is well again in a world still dying looking for your dreams? catch a fist to the face wanna show emotion? you're a bitch, get replaced when I was a youngun I was something to be feared now with my depression I'm a hunk, with a beard black and white, a skunk, when I'm drunk I get weird wanna die like punk, Kerplunk! souvenir ready to get back to the version that I was when I didn't give a fuck to be funny but because... there's a whole world of pressure, pressured to be loved you can't go it on your own, no you gotta be like us fuck you motherfuckers, I don't need to do a thing ain't nobody got it right, ain't nobody know a thing I'm here to coast along, see what tomorrow brings until whichever body-shamed lady fucking sings you wanna work that overtime and save for when you're old I just wanna fuck around and ignore what I've been told you can stay the beaten path, hey ya never know but I got a never-ending gif of dicks you can blow bring it on down, the rulers and their backers the few have the most, they sell it to us backwards which brought us where? figure out the factors bitch are you scared? we're not prepared you wanna work a shitty job to purchase things you'll never need and consume all the shitty food to clog up all them arteries and part of me is thinking, you never really tried to live and there you go, fucking, to pass this to another kid sometimes I wanna be a friend, and then maybe a savior but in the bitter end, say holler at me later who the fuck was I? do I wanna die? maybe just to prove that there's no-one in the sky jokes on me, now I'm a fucking pilot tripping through the clouds with the swagger of a pirate (yard harr harr) middle finger for your diet break a Starbucks window in heaven, start a riot fuck your couch, I hide my boxing skills like a joey in a pouch back against the wall, stay relaxed with a slouch you are green, you are shit, Oscar the Grouch your WCW gets that tea from the crouch you don't have the nuts for them deez that you vouch and even if you got em you gonna need to be out your mouth is steady ripping through the seams of your clout your shell is transparent and your glare is a pout see me when you wanna know what happens next I feel like when that day comes you'll leave perplexed you can run that damn mouth of yours, won't cash checks I can see that blank stare and from your mouth, your breath but don't breath easy, it'll catch up to ya death is sneaky shit, it goes surprise and booya you could leave on bad terms, we won't care we knew ya pour liquor on your grave, part mourn part screw ya a legacy of anger doesn't suit me well gets a little cozy in that personal hell try to make things better, perfect the spell instead I pull that trigger on myself to catch the shell and it's just as well, repetition and circles blue lives don't matter when Carl Winslows to Urkels spent too many years upside-down like a turtle to concentrate on that there race, pick up and throw every hurdle

get money, punch nazis pet kittens, name your weiner dogs Schatzi burn down your local Applebee's (burn it down) burn your local Applebee's cause everybody sucks you know you'd think I'd learn my fuckin' lesson push the people to the side who left a shitty ass impression and most the people here in question tend to be the type believing anything at the mere suggestion the type recycling jokes at the circle jerk the type that suggest that you're gay for wearing purple shirts that friend of a friend, that dude you know from work that need to fuck themselves or at least get the Hershey squirts why you gotta get up in my face? seems I might have struck a nerve with the topic of race turned around yelling at a Will and a Grace about Muslim this or that and how this isn't their place the old U.S. of A is ours dumb-dumb matters that you're human, doesn't matter where you come from how the hell you even make this a conundrum says a bit about your person, even more bout where you come from no need to sugarcoat, I truly despise you for most of your life, seems to me you've been lied to could make this better if you give it a try dude but naw, you're a man, ain't no pussy inside you you little bitch, we could never be friends being in your presence is a means to an end I can't justify that, so I'll have to pretend that I murdered you already, so this headache can end I'd rather kick it with Leia than Toadstool I hate people that do what they're supposed to ain't no reason, don't believe what they told you cause most people fucking suck, but you're cool I'd rather kick it with Leia than Toadstool I hate people that do what they're supposed to ain't no reason, don't believe what they sold you cause most people fucking suck but you're cool I need somebody that'll be by my side that isn't fucking toxic, ride to the die thought I might have had that, not gonna lie but they bit my fuckin' hand while I was sharing my pie negativity, ain't it a bitch? when you need a thousand problems to scratch on that itch when you have what you want but you don't let it fit and so you take a good person and you turn them to shit, huh? I'd rather kick it with Leia than Toadstool I hate people that do what they're supposed to ain't no reason, don't believe what they told you cause most people fucking suck, but you're cool I'd rather kick it with Leia than Toadstool I hate people that do what they're supposed to ain't no reason, don't believe what they sold you cause most people fucking suck but you're cool

it goes fuck it all, I'll focus on my paper like I'm Dunder Miff never looking in the rearview, never wonder if make the most of rain, straight face when the thunder hit if they aren't showing you respect, fuckin plunder it (done with it) people treating people like disposables time to burn some bridges then tear down some totem poles every word you say behind a back stays quotable show your true colors, wonder why I'm not sociable (overload) seen enough patterns now it's obvious if you stay bragging bout your positives, you're probably shit keep your Doctor Oz wisdom and your fucking Molly hits cuddle up to karma but you better bring a dolly with (ollie bitch!) turning obstacles into a spectacle throwing middle fingers high but try to stay respectable showing all your issues and you keep em like collectibles time to turn my back and leave you hanging like some testicles I spit a lot of venom cause I feel like I've been cornered and taking down a life often feels like moving forward only way is up with my expectations lowered that's a good heads up like a snake into a mower thought about some shit while high and now you think you're Socrates talk a lot of shit but never practice your philosophies not a contradiction, just a product of hypocrisy my heart is filled with heavy shit, head is filled with oddities (apologies) none were given out, nor were fucks again only thing left to choose is which hole you should stuff it in take a pill, take 100 more because you're sufferin' (succotash) button mash to work through all the buffering (dun da dun) hero in a world filled with cowards we're classifying honesty as a super power since you're easily impressed by the fools in the tower I would bet you chuckle at the term "fake news" for hours burn it all! I wanna see the ashes of our past fly you know I always gave a shit, I've always been an ass guy every time I'm gonna trust, every try's my last try keep myself alert but I'm not dumb enough to ask why (that's fly) sure it is, I'm dope at all that life stuff every weapon's worth a damn when you choose the right buff don't need a slow motion walk, face it when it lights up peace out, goodbye, pretend you're dead, here's your write up